I stepped outta the shower and I gotta good look at myself <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pot belly, bald head, man, I thought I was somebody else <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I caught my reflection in the mirror on the back of my bathroom door <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I just don’t look good naked anymore <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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.He just don’t look good naked anymore<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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So, I’m goin’ upstairs and turn the bedroom mirror to the wall <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I hung it there when I was trim and tall <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I’d stand there and smile, and strut and flex until my arms got sore <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I just don’t look good naked anymore <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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He just don’t look good naked anymore<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Well, me and my wife had a dance routine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Everybody said it was unique <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Now it’s only when we’re back to back <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That we’re dancing cheek to cheek <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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I went to the Doctor for my annual medical exam <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stood there in the buff, suddenly he said “MAN” <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I said “What is it Doc, some fatal disease, <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I just gotta know the score” <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He said “No, you just don’t look good naked anymore <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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He just don’t look good naked anymore<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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I went to a nudie beech to have some seaside fun <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stretched out in my birthday suit, soakin’ up the sun Somebody yelled, <\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Hey, there’s an old white whale washed up on the shore <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I just don’t look good naked anymore<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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He just don’t look naked anymore.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Yeah, my arches fell, my chest went to hell And my <\/p>\n\n\n\n
butt’s a-draggin’ the floor An’ I just don’t look good naked anymore <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No, I just don’t look good naked anymore<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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He just don’t look good naked anymore<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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We just don’t look good naked anymore<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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I stepped outta the shower and I gotta good look at myself Pot belly, bald head, man, I thought I was somebody else I caught my reflection in the mirror on the back of my bathroom door I just don’t look good naked anymore . .He just don’t look good naked anymore . So, I’m … <\/p>\n