When you find you\u2019ve slept through your alarm clock and you can\u2019t find clean knickers or socks
When number one daughter\u2019s used all the hot water and there\u2019s no teabags left in the box
The orange juice carton is empty and the coffee pot\u2019s furry and green
The only bread\u2019s frozen, the toaster is broken and you struggle to stifle a scream<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CHORUS: There\u2019s icebergs ahead, said the first Mate to the Skipper who stood on the bridge CHORUS:<\/strong> Doctor Livingstone lived in the jungle with a tribe who thought he was a god CHORUS:<\/strong> Now there\u2019s no disputin\u2019 Rasputin was cute in a mad monkish way CHORUS:<\/strong> So if you ever have one of those mornings when nothing you do will go right CHORUS:<\/strong> When you find you\u2019ve slept through your alarm clock and you can\u2019t find clean knickers or socksWhen number one daughter\u2019s used all the hot water and there\u2019s no teabags left in the boxThe orange juice carton is empty and the coffee pot\u2019s furry and greenThe only bread\u2019s frozen, the toaster is broken and you struggle … <\/p>\n
<\/strong>It\u2019s going to be one of those days
It\u2019s going to be one of those days
But don\u2019t think these things only happen to you
That creation has cursed ev\u2019rything that you do
For the rich and the famous have their moments too
And it\u2019s going to be one of those days<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But on the Titanic there was no sign of panic, the Captain was cool as a fridge
They can\u2019t harm us at all, he said smiling, hold your course, keep her full steam ahead
But soon after noting the carpets were floating, he turned to the first Mate and said:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It\u2019s going to be one of those days
It\u2019s going to be one of those days
Why do these things always happen to me?
Just how unlucky can anyone be?
This is not going to look too good on my CV
And it\u2019s going to be one of those days<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He\u2019d got forty wives, gold and silver besides, he was set up for life \u2013 lucky sod!
Then Stanley strides into the clearing with his pith hat, machete and shorts
I presume you are one Doctor D. Livingstone, at which the good doctor retorts<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It\u2019s going to be one of those days
It\u2019s going to be one of those days
Here am I living the life of a toff
Now Stanley has caused a complete catastroff
I wish he\u2019d just take his pith hat and pith off
And it\u2019s going to be one of those days<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He was giving Katrina the lovely Tsarina more than spiritual guidance they say
So the Tsar he arranged for his murder and he hired a hit-monk for the job
To stab him and shoot him and electrocute him, no names and no pack drill, ten bob<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He said It\u2019s going to be one of those days
It\u2019s going to be one of those days
If there\u2019s trouble about you can bet that I have it
Is it my fault the Tsarina goes like a rabbit
And if this is mad monking I\u2019m changing my habit
And it\u2019s going to be one of those days<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Everything that you touch from the time you get up congeals into one great heap of \u2013 rubbish
Don\u2019t think it\u2019s your fault or failure, it\u2019s not something you\u2019ve eaten or said
And all you can do when it happens to you is sing as you go back to bed<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It\u2019s going to be one of those days
It\u2019s going to be one of those days
It isn\u2019t a blessing, it feels like a curse
When things keep on turning from bad into worse
And you can\u2019t even think of a line for this song
That\u2019ll rhyme or scan or any bloody thing
And it\u2019s going to be one of those days<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"