It’s a wonderful thing to feel young and healthy<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Great to say your feeling fine<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What do you care about being wealthy<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As long as you have a good time<\/p>\n\n\n\n
.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A man who weds at ninety five a girl of twenty two<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Enganged a nice companion so his wife would not be blue<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I fear the wife is preganant the companion’s pregnant too<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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It’s a wonderful thing to feel young<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Now and old man met a laddie crying bo ho ho ho ho<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The boy said I’m upset because I can’t do what big boys do<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The old man thought a minute then he started crying too <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It’s a wonderful thing to feel young<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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It’s a wonderful thing to feel full of youthpop<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What if you lost all your teeth<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What if you find that there’s snow on the rooftop<\/p>\n\n\n\n
If there’s a big fire underneath\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n
.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Well you’ve heard of auntie Jessie now It really is a farce<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She went out walking yesterday and fell apon the grass<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We promised not to mention where she stuck the elastoplast<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It’s a wonderful thing to feel young<\/p>\n\n\n\n
.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Now auntie Jessie’s in mess you really must’nt scoff<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The plasters really agony especially when she coughs<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It did’ni hurt when it went on but gee’s when it came off<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It’s a wonderful thing to feel young<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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It’s a wonderful thing to feel young and glowing<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What if you lost all your hair<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What if you can’t quite see where your going<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As long as you know when your there<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Well a fine girl caught winching beneath the stairheed light<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Her father said I’ll teach you to make love <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The girl said dad I wish you would for he canni da it right <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It’ a wonderful thing to feel young<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Well an old wife at a funeral called a minister by name<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She said that man you buried he’s a hundred I’m the same<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He said my god a hundred it’s no worth your while go’s hame<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It’s a wonderful thing to feel young<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It’s a wonderful thing to feel young<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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It’s a wonderful thing to feel young and healthy Great to say your feeling fine What do you care about being wealthy As long as you have a good time . A man who weds at ninety five a girl of twenty two Enganged a nice companion so his wife would not be blue I … <\/p>\n