{"id":1431,"date":"2020-06-17T16:02:42","date_gmt":"2020-06-17T16:02:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.northseagas.co.uk\/?p=1431"},"modified":"2020-06-17T16:03:11","modified_gmt":"2020-06-17T16:03:11","slug":"paradimethylaminobenzaldehyde-isaac-asimov","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.northseagas.co.uk\/?p=1431","title":{"rendered":"Paradimethylaminobenzaldehyde. (Isaac Asimov)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>(chorus:)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Paradimethylaminobenzaldehyde<br>Sodium citrate, ammonium cyanide<br>Phosphates and nitrates and chlorides galore<br>Just have one o\u2019 these and you\u2019ll never need more.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Got messed up last night on furfuryl alcohol<br>Followed it down with a gallon of propanol<br>Drank from mid-morning til late afternoon<br>Then spat on the floor and blew up the saloon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(repeat chorus)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Paradimethylaminobenzaldehyde,<br>Powdered aluminum, nitrogen iodide<br>Slop it around and add some benzene<br>Then top off the punch with Fluorescein<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(repeat chorus)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Whiskey, tequila and rum are too tame,<br>The stuff that I drink must explode into flame.<br>When I break wind it strips all the paint in the room,<br>And rattles the walls with an earthshaking boom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(repeat chorus)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Paradimethylaminobenzaldehyde<br>Go soak your head in a jar of formaldehyde<br>Scrub very hard, then rinse out your mane<br>In dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(chorus:) ParadimethylaminobenzaldehydeSodium citrate, ammonium cyanidePhosphates and nitrates and chlorides galoreJust have one o\u2019 these and you\u2019ll never need more. Got messed up last night on furfuryl alcoholFollowed it down with a gallon of propanolDrank from mid-morning til late afternoonThen spat on the floor and blew up the saloon. (repeat chorus) Paradimethylaminobenzaldehyde,Powdered aluminum, nitrogen iodideSlop it &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.northseagas.co.uk\/?p=1431\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Paradimethylaminobenzaldehyde. (Isaac Asimov)&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1431","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lyrics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.northseagas.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1431","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.northseagas.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.northseagas.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.northseagas.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.northseagas.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1431"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.northseagas.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1431\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1432,"href":"https:\/\/www.northseagas.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1431\/revisions\/1432"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.northseagas.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.northseagas.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.northseagas.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}