There aren’t many men as lucky as me to have one as long as mine<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The thing is as old as I am but still it’s doing fine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Many’s a time I was afraid It was going on the blink<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But after careful scrutiny it proved to be in the pink<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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I always treat it carefully never leave it hanging about<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And everytime I use it I remember to shake it out<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And sometimes when I use it and I hold it in the air<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I instructed me wife to handle it with tender love and care<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Oo-o-oh ain’t it a beauty I have used it proudly all me life \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Oo-o-oh ain’t it a beauty and if you don’t believe me ask me wife .<\/p>\n\n\n\n Danny O’Toole came over one day, he couldn’t believe what he heard<\/p>\n\n\n\n Mine was bigger than his was he didn’t believe a word<\/p>\n\n\n\n I bet him a pound I took him outside I laid it on the street <\/p>\n\n\n\n He couldn\u2019t believe his eyes it was nearly a hundred feet<\/p>\n\n\n\n .<\/p>\n\n\n\n Last summer when I was out of work to idle away the hours<\/p>\n\n\n\n I used it in the neighbourhood to water the neighbours flowers<\/p>\n\n\n\n A met a young lass who needed it bad, she use it for a week<\/p>\n\n\n\n And though abused for days on end it never sprang a leak<\/p>\n\n\n\n .<\/p>\n\n\n\n I use it in the summer time I use it in the fall<\/p>\n\n\n\n It’s just around about the springtime I use it most of all<\/p>\n\n\n\n I use it in December on a cold and wintry day<\/p>\n\n\n\n I wrote me name in a snow bank a half a block away<\/p>\n\n\n\n .<\/p>\n\n\n\n I must admit it hasn’t been used in three or four months or more<\/p>\n\n\n\n But it’s hanging there and it’s ready as it ever was before<\/p>\n\n\n\n And if the good lord\u2019s willing I’ll be using it for years<\/p>\n\n\n\n It’s the best length of garden hose\u00a0ever sold by Sears\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n .<\/p>\n\n\n\n Oo-o-oh ain’t it a beautyall the fellas envy my technique <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Oo-o-oh ain’t it a beautyThey hate me every time they take a peek<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" There aren’t many men as lucky as me to have one as long as mine The thing is as old as I am but still it’s doing fine Many’s a time I was afraid It was going on the blink But after careful scrutiny it proved to be in the pink . I always treat … <\/p>\n
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