{"id":499,"date":"2020-04-30T14:43:49","date_gmt":"2020-04-30T14:43:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.northseagas.co.uk\/?p=499"},"modified":"2020-04-30T14:43:49","modified_gmt":"2020-04-30T14:43:49","slug":"paradimethlaminobenzaldehyde-music-trad-isaac-asimov","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.northseagas.co.uk\/?p=499","title":{"rendered":"Paradimethlaminobenzaldehyde. (music trad. Isaac Asimov?)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Paradimethylaminobenzaldehyde<br>Sodium citrate, ammonium cyanide<br>Phosphates and nitrates and chlorides galore<br>Just have one o&#8217; these and you&#8217;ll never need more.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Got messed up last night on some furfuryl alcohol<br>Followed it down with a gallon of propanol<br>Drank from mid-morning until late afternoon<br>And then spat on the floor and blew up the saloon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Paradimethylaminobenzaldehyde,<br>Powdered aluminum, nitrogen iodide<br>Slop it around and add in some benzene<br>Then top off the punch with Fluorescein<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Whiskey, tequila and rum are too tame, no<br>The stuff that I drink must explode into flame.<br>When I sneeze I dissolve all the paint in the room,<br>And then rattle the walls with an earth-shaking BOOM<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Paradimethylaminobenzaldehyde<br>Go soak your head in a jar of formaldehyde<br>Scrub very hard, and then rinse out your mane<br>In dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane&#8230;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Paradimethylaminobenzaldehyde <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>go soak your head in a jar of formaldehyde<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Scrub very hard and rinse out your main <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>in dichlorodipheytrichcloroethane.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ParadimethylaminobenzaldehydeSodium citrate, ammonium cyanidePhosphates and nitrates and chlorides galoreJust have one o&#8217; these and you&#8217;ll never need more. Got messed up last night on some furfuryl alcoholFollowed it down with a gallon of propanolDrank from mid-morning until late afternoonAnd then spat on the floor and blew up the saloon. Paradimethylaminobenzaldehyde,Powdered aluminum, nitrogen iodideSlop it around &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.northseagas.co.uk\/?p=499\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Paradimethlaminobenzaldehyde. (music trad. Isaac Asimov?)&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-499","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lyrics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.northseagas.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/499","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.northseagas.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.northseagas.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.northseagas.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.northseagas.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=499"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.northseagas.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/499\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":500,"href":"https:\/\/www.northseagas.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/499\/revisions\/500"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.northseagas.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.northseagas.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.northseagas.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}