She really is a beauty queen
a right wee cracking stoater
And every day I pinch myself
cause I cannie believe I’ve got her
We’er walking out noo every night
sometimes tae the pictures
And ah ma mates are asking me
does she have any sisters
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She’s a classy lassie wi a slim line chassis
I really think she’s braw
When we went out walking and we started talking
She stole my heart awa
Classy lassie wi the slim line Chassis
I’ve been invited tae her house
To meet her mother and father
She’s told me to behave myself
And no tae start and haver
Watch my p’s and Q’s what knife to use
And dinna start nae bother
But I widna be sae bloody daft
She’s got a bruiser for a brother
I knew that she fancied me
The day she slapped my lug
A love her using ma pet name
She always calls me plug
I’ve lost ah interest in fitba
Ma pals they laugh and giggle
But I’m no playing darts or pool
I’m playing slap and tickle.