I stepped outta the shower and I gotta good look at myself
Pot belly, bald head, man, I thought I was somebody else
I caught my reflection in the mirror on the back of my bathroom door
I just don’t look good naked anymore
.
.He just don’t look good naked anymore
.
So, I’m goin’ upstairs and turn the bedroom mirror to the wall
I hung it there when I was trim and tall
I’d stand there and smile, and strut and flex until my arms got sore
But I just don’t look good naked anymore
.
He just don’t look good naked anymore
.
Well, me and my wife had a dance routine
Everybody said it was unique
Now it’s only when we’re back to back
That we’re dancing cheek to cheek
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I went to the Doctor for my annual medical exam
Stood there in the buff, suddenly he said “MAN”
I said “What is it Doc, some fatal disease,
I just gotta know the score”
He said “No, you just don’t look good naked anymore
.
He just don’t look good naked anymore
.
I went to a nudie beech to have some seaside fun
Stretched out in my birthday suit, soakin’ up the sun Somebody yelled,
“Hey, there’s an old white whale washed up on the shore
I just don’t look good naked anymore
.
He just don’t look naked anymore.
.
Yeah, my arches fell, my chest went to hell And my
butt’s a-draggin’ the floor An’ I just don’t look good naked anymore
No, I just don’t look good naked anymore
.
He just don’t look good naked anymore
.
We just don’t look good naked anymore
.
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