I Just Don’t Look Good Naked Anymore (Shep Wooley)

I stepped outta the shower and I gotta good look at myself

Pot belly, bald head, man, I thought I was somebody else

I caught my reflection in the mirror on the back of my bathroom door

I just don’t look good naked anymore

.

.He just don’t look good naked anymore

.

So, I’m goin’ upstairs and turn the bedroom mirror to the wall

I hung it there when I was trim and tall

I’d stand there and smile, and strut and flex until my arms got sore

But I just don’t look good naked anymore

.

He just don’t look good naked anymore

.

Well, me and my wife had a dance routine

Everybody said it was unique

Now it’s only when we’re back to back

That we’re dancing cheek to cheek

.

I went to the Doctor for my annual medical exam

Stood there in the buff, suddenly he said “MAN”

I said “What is it Doc, some fatal disease,

I just gotta know the score”

He said “No, you just don’t look good naked anymore

.

He just don’t look good naked anymore

.

I went to a nudie beech to have some seaside fun

Stretched out in my birthday suit, soakin’ up the sun Somebody yelled,

“Hey, there’s an old white whale washed up on the shore

I just don’t look good naked anymore

.

He just don’t look naked anymore.

.

Yeah, my arches fell, my chest went to hell And my

butt’s a-draggin’ the floor An’ I just don’t look good naked anymore

No, I just don’t look good naked anymore

.

He just don’t look good naked anymore

.

We just don’t look good naked anymore

.

.